Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Spread It Around (1970)

Director: ???

Starring: ???

More info: IMDb

Plot: A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde decide to spread it around in, yes, SPREAD IT AROUND. You see, they’re unsatisfied suburban housewives who need extra cash. In the end, of course, they become satisfied suburban housewives with plenty of cash. The gals -- each looking more delicious than the other -- make a valiant attempt at acting and there’s some genuinely funny dialogue here, but the show-stopper is the soliloquy by "Lance the Plumber," who claims to be a Ph.D. in chemistry but who’s really, as they might have said in the Seventies, no Olivier.

My rating: 3/10

Will I watch it again? No.

#26 on the Uschi Digard Needs to Have My Babies Project

There's no Uschi here and this is the entire female cast.

Here's a 47 minute softcore snoozer from 1970 that has five typically tedious sex scenes, one with the gals and four with each of them balling their doctor, milkman, etc.  The girls are attractive and the acting as is you expect but there's one thing missing and that's Uschi Digard, the sole reason for my wanting to see it.  IMDb incorrectly lists her in this.  I checked out the Something Weird Video site and they have a movie with this title and accurate description but the trailer is for another movie of the same title and there's no Uschi in that one either.  This is a case where the internet sucks.   I was so hoping to knock out another film from the Uschi Digard Needs to Have My Babies project.

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