Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The Uschi Digard Needs to Have My Babies Project

Swedish-born Uschi (as Ursula Bernell) (1948) came to the States in '67 and is rumored to have been discovered by Russ Meyer (who'd-a thought?).  Bluntly put, this 5'7" beauty is know for her cans.  At age 15 she was a 40DD.  Combine that with a curvaceous figure and a beautiful smile, it's easy to see why she was one of the top men's magazine models in the late 60s and throughout the 70s.  Averaging nearly ten films a year, Uschi's contributions were always welcome, no matter how brief her appearance.



The title of this project says it all.  My goal is to get through every single one of her films and once I'm done, I'm going to ask Uschi to have my babies.  Mmmmmmmmm...Uschi...mmmmmmmm.  It seems she's currently married (sorry, Bub, but you're going to have to go) and she's 64 years old.  Major breakthroughs in modern science are happening all the time.  Maybe it'll catch up with us by the time I'm done with this list and we can start our family.  I've read that she speaks eight languages.  She's bound to reply 'yes' in one of them.



It looks like I'm going to need your help in achieving my goal.  I've barely scratched the surface and there are a lot of films I'm having trouble locating.  Any help you can throw my way will greatly be appreciated.  If you do, I'll give the sleazy details of my adventures in coitus with Uschi.

REVIEW - The Kill (1968)
REVIEW - The Erotic Adventures of Robin Hood (1969)
REVIEW - The Cut-Throats (1969)
REVIEW - The Game Is Set (1969) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Madam (1969)
REVIEW - The Marauders (1969) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Master Beater (1969) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Scavengers (1969)
REVIEW - Uschi (1969) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Affair in the Air (1970)
REVIEW - 1970 All the Lovin' Kinfolk (1970)
REVIEW - Cherry, Harry & Raquel! (1970)
REVIEW - Dirty Pool (1970)
REVIEW - Dr. Christina of Sweden (1970)
REVIEW - Fuzz (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Getting Into Heaven (1970)
REVIEW - I Want You! (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Love Secrets of the Kama Sutra (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Marriage American Style (short) (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Norma (1970)
REVIEW - Oddly Coupled (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Private Arrangement (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Raquel's Motel (1970)
REVIEW - Roxanna (1970)
REVIEW - Sandra: The Making of a Woman (1970)
REVIEW - Spread It Around (1970) **IMDB IS WRONG - NO USCHI IN THIS**
REVIEW - Take My Head (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Thaw the Frigid Bird (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Art of Gentle Persuasion (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Last Step Down (1970)
REVIEW - The Magic Mirror (1970)
REVIEW - The Midnight Graduate (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Only House in Town (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - The Pimp Primer (1970)
REVIEW - The Politicians (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - Titilated Tex (1970) (UNABLE TO FIND - PLEASE HELP)
REVIEW - A Touch of Sweden (1971)
REVIEW - Below the Belt (1971)
REVIEW - Casting Call (1971)
REVIEW - Coed Dorm (1971)
REVIEW - Dead Eye Dick (1971)
REVIEW - Fancy Lady (1971)
REVIEW - Godchildren (1971)
REVIEW - Lesbian Love (1971)
REVIEW - Pinocchio (1971)
REVIEW - Private Eye's, Public Display (1971)
REVIEW - Sex Orgy (short) (1971)
REVIEW - Sex Pursuits (1971)
REVIEW - The Big Snatch (1971)
REVIEW - The Cult (1971)
REVIEW - The Egyptians Are Coming (1971)
REVIEW - The Exotic Dreams of Casanova (1971)
REVIEW - The Godson (1971)
REVIEW - The Seven Minutes (1971)
REVIEW - The Toy Box (1971)
REVIEW - The World Is Just a 'B' Movie (1971)
REVIEW - Up Your Alley (1971)
REVIEW - Uschi Digart: Girl Snatcher (short) (1971)
REVIEW - Wow, It's Cindy (1971)
REVIEW - 1972 Blood Sabbath (1972)
REVIEW - Breast Orgy (short)  (1972)
REVIEW - Breast Orgy 2 (short) (1972)
REVIEW - Fuzz (1972)
REVIEW - Hollywood Babylon (1972)
REVIEW - Hot Summer Week (1972)
REVIEW - Keep It Up (1972)
REVIEW - Love Thy Neighbor and His Wife (1972)
REVIEW - Prison Girls (1972)
REVIEW - Runaway Hormones (1972)
REVIEW - Street of a Thousand Pleasures (1972)
REVIEW - The Dirt Gang (1972)
REVIEW - The Goddaughter (1972)
REVIEW - The Pleasures of a Woman (1972)
REVIEW - Where Does It Hurt? (1972)
REVIEW - Wild Honey (1972)
REVIEW - Cries of Ecstasy, Blows of Death (1973)
REVIEW - Drop Out (1973)
REVIEW - Heads or Tails (1973)
REVIEW - Sex, Love and Happiness (1973)
REVIEW - Superchick (1973)
REVIEW - The Black Alley Cats (1973)
REVIEW - The Maids (1973)
REVIEW - The Roommates (1973)
REVIEW - Vice Squad Women (1973)
REVIEW - Panorama Blue (1974)
REVIEW - Poor Cecily (1974)
REVIEW - The Beauties and the Beast (1974)
REVIEW - The Dicktator (1974)
REVIEW - Truck Stop Women (1974)
REVIEW - Welcome Home, Johnny (1974)
REVIEW - A Climax of Blue Power (1975)
REVIEW - If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)
REVIEW - Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975)
REVIEW - Inside Amy (1975)
REVIEW - Kitty Can't Help It (1975)
REVIEW - Last Days of Pompeii (1975)
REVIEW - Supervixens (1975)
REVIEW - The Big Three (short) (1975)
REVIEW - The Black Gestapo (1975)
REVIEW - The Killer Elite (1975)
REVIEW - C.B. Hustlers (1976)
REVIEW - Chesty Anderson U.S. Navy (1976)
REVIEW - Female Chauvinists (1976)
REVIEW - Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)
REVIEW - World of Sexual Fantasy (1976)
REVIEW - Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? (1977)
REVIEW - Fantasm Comes Again (1977)
REVIEW - Female Fever (1977)
REVIEW - Hot Skin (1977)
REVIEW - The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
REVIEW - The Only Way to Spy (1978)
REVIEW - Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens (1979)
REVIEW - Candy's Big Black Master (short) (1979)
REVIEW - Executive Sweets (short) (1979)
REVIEW - Hot Stud Pick-Up (short) (1979)
REVIEW - Lesbian Encounter (short) (1979)
REVIEW - Triple Climax Orgy (short) (1979)
REVIEW - Disco Sex Party (short) (1980)
REVIEW - John Holmes and the All Star Sex Queens (1980)
REVIEW - Girl on Girl (1981)
REVIEW - Girls on Girls (1982)

6 comments:

  1. Some Stuff I Uploaded for You:

    This is Uschi's Fleeting Appearance in the Burt Reynolds' Film ''Fuzz''
    Uschi Digart -''Fuzz'' (1972)
    http://xhamster.com/movies/2052708/uschi_digart_and_039_and_039_fuzz_and_039_and_039_1972.html

    Affair in the Air (1970)
    ~The Full Movie~
    http://xhamster.com/movies/2052817/affair_in_the_air_1970.html

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    1. You are awesome!!! Thanks especially for Affair in the Air! I'm going to watch it today.

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  2. One film missing from your list is "The Erotic Adventures of Robin Hood" (1969), also known as "The Ribald Tales of Robin Hood". Uschi is credited as Ingrid Young, which IMDB misses.

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    1. Added. Thanks. What makes it even better is that I have that movie.

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  3. Apparently there's a podcast audio interview with Uschi herself this weekend on The Rialto Report website (www.TheRialtoReport.com)!

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  4. ''Cindy: Supervixen in Hollywood'' (1971)
    (An Uschi Film Whose Existence I wasn't Aware of)

    AKA: ''Cindy in Hollywood'' / ''Wow, It's Cindy'' / ''Cindy"

    ~German Language Dub - No Subtitles~
    Size: 600MB
    Running Time: 1:06:22

    Thanks to Thunder.thor1 @ VEEHD

    GET IT HERE:
    http://www.4shared.com/video/iZz6rwiN/CSinH.html

    OR

    http://xhamster.com/movies/2394580/cindy_supervixen_in_hollywood_1971.html

    OR

    http://veehd.com/video/4804559_Cindy-in-Hollywood-1971-German-NO-Subs-Erotica-w-Uschi-Digard-avi

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