The Sinful Dwarf (1973)

Director: Vidal Raski

Starring: Torben Billie, Anne Sparrow

More Info: IMDB

Tagline: Hvad var den mystiske dværgs perverse hemmelighed??? (What was the mysterious dwarf's perverted secret???)

Plot: Olaf and his mother run a boarding house and a white slavery ring. They also smuggle heroin to keep the addict girls hooked and happy so they do not try and escape. A young couple move into the house and the evil landlords take a liking to the female.

My Rating: 6/10

Would I watch it again? Sure as shootin'

This movie is fucked up and in a good way. It's got a fantastically exploitative plot and lots of ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS women in their birthday suits. Plus you get this guy...


...a dead-ringer for Jack Black. He's awesome but that grin, as great as it is, gets old after a while. He wears it through most of the picture. He's great and the actress playing his mother is great (and has a fantastic rack for her age). There's an abundance of Euro bush in this one. And the ending kicks major ass!


SPOILERS OF OZ

The husband, whose wife has been abducted, shot up with heroin and forced to have sex with paying customers, figures out what's going on and busts in to kill the dwarf and his mum when the cops show up. After discovering the truth, one cop gives him his gun so he can get his revenge. Fucking sweet. After he shoots her dead Olaf beats up the cop in the attic, opens the attic window (they're about 3 stories up which is like 5-6 stories to him) and then throws himself out it to his death!!! Niiiiice.

END OF SPOILERS...YARRRRR!


So. What's not to like? It moves slower than Dom Deluise after a visit to Barnhills Southern Buffet. That's what. Some of the sex scenes go on WAY too long. The chicks are hot, sure, but enough is enough.

One thing that creeps me out in movies is not being able to distinguish the girl's ass from the guy's. There's not much more creepy than saying to your friends, "Wow! Nice ass!" only to find out it's the guy's ass. Of course, that never happened to me.