The Magic Mirror (1970)

Director: ???

Writer: ???

Composer: ???

Starring: Uschi Digard, Maria Arnold, Frank Harris, Kathy Hilton, William Howard, Michael Donovan O'Donnell, Tommy Toole, Anna Travers

More info: IMDb

Plot: Uschi purchases a haunted mirror that she is told has the effect of making one's inhibitions disappear and their dreams and fantasies come true whenever they gaze into it.  People start looking into the mirror and get naked...a lot.

My rating: 3/10

Will I watch it again? Sorry Uschi Baby but no.

#31 on the Uschi Digard Needs to Have My Babies Project

Uschi did a shittillion softcore porn flicks forty years ago and this is one of the lesser ones.  It's 98% nudity and phony sex and Uschi is in most of it.  There are four "stories".  The first has Uschi makin' it with a TV repairman with a heaping can of shaving cream (I'd like to believe it's marshmallow cream...mmmmmmm).

The second has two girls coming over to get Uschi to sign up for their protest group.  When one of the gals looks into the mirror, that naturally leads to a chick flick and the two gals get it on!

Then a couple of dudes show up...

And finally, a burglar breaks in followed by a cop who has been trailing him.  Naturally they start fucking Uschi.  Wouldn't you?  This one has the funniest bit in the film where Uschi is riding the one guy and the other punches him out cold and starts bangin' Uschi.  Nice.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, thanks to you I've had a ball."

This one's pretty bad.  Despite Uschi being in it for most of it, the camera doesn't focus much on her, the simulated sex scenes are predictably dull and the music is horrendously hokey.  It's a stinker and for Uschi completest fans only.  Most of what I've seen her in is far better than this.