Sunday, March 27, 2011

Bordel SS (1978)

Director: Jose Benazeraf

Starring: Brigitte Lahaie, Guy Royer, Hubert Geral, Erika Cool, Barbara Moose

More info: IMDb

Plot: Excuse me, there's a plot?

My rating: 2/10

Will I watch it again? Hell, no.

Wow. After watching SS NAZI CONVOY (1978) and now this one, me thinks the Nazisploitation genre could have run its course by 1978. I guess I'll find out soon enough. There's only six more films left to conquer. There's nothing really I can say about this one. It's bad. Dull. Lifeless. Confusing. Porn. WHAT? It's hardcore and it's difficult to understand? What gives? Yeah, I know, right?

You selfish prick, shoot me first!

It really doesn't make a lick of sense. This isn't a complicated plot, either. Hell, I thought INCEPTION (2010) was easy to follow. This picture has some Nazi officers fucking French whores but they throw in so much dialogue that you get the impression there's a story but I couldn't figure out what the hell it was about. It starts out in the winter of 1943 during the time the Germans are fighting at Stalingrad. The next thing you know, the Americans are liberating France! 98% of the film takes place in and around a French bordello and there's not an ounce of a sense of time passing except the eternity it takes to get through this gruelling 72 minutes. I have no clue as to why this movie was even made.

Oh, yeah. That's it. That' why it's a 2/10 and not a 1/10. It wasn't a complete disaster. It was so bad I started watching it at 4x speed just minutes into it and it still bored the piss out of me. And the sex? Forget it. It couldn't be more mechanical and less interesting. This isn't porn with a story. It's a story with porn, but with a really bad story and really bad porn. Avoid this at all costs.

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