Plot: A shy, young American man vacations in Denmark where he meets an exotic dancer. Over the course of his stay he experiences his sexual awakening, banging practically every chick he meets. When his vacation ends, he's fully ready to conquer the US of A.
My rating: 4/10
Will I watch it again? No.
Watch the trailer, add A LOT of gratuitous nudity...
...and there's your movie. It's about an hour of softcore porn with an abundance of boobs, dicks and pubes. Johnny narrates his story with the conviction of a bad porn actor (that's right, as opposed to a good one). If you're looking for something to add to the ole spank bank, keep looking. It would have more value if it were hardcore but alas. Boobs can only do so much. I guess I need more to be entertained. What makes it remotely humorous is the fake-documentary style it's filmed in. This was released by SWV (Something Weird Video) which means the hour's worth of sex trailers after the film are a lot more entertaining than the accompanying feature. I'd give those an 8 out of 10 if I were to score them.