Monday, September 9, 2013

Legendary Panty Mask (1991)

AKA: Maboroshi Panti

Director: Takafumi Nahamine

Writers: Hiroshi Koenji, Go Nagai, Yukiko Okazaki

Composer: ???

Starring: Misa Chujo, Suzumi Hanai, Miyuki Katori, Toarata Nanbu, Jugo Sango

More info: IMDb

Plot: Panty Mask is a super-heroine in skimpy Indian outfit who wears leather undies on her head - as disguise. Panty Mask fights a group of evil whip wielding Catholic nuns in an all-girl version of Tombstone.

My rating: 4/10

Will I watch it again? No.

Part of the Nunsploitation Project (July & August 2013). Click here for more naughty nun insanity!

If the subtitles I had worked I could give you a better description of what the fuck is going on but the basics will have to suffice.  It's a Western but with modern shit thrown into the mix, shit that sometimes doesn't make any damn sense.

Look out! Injuns!!!

' would, too, wouldn't you?

Sing along with me, "Nunder the sea..."

Yes, that last image has a giant arrow penetrating 3 nuns.  The bottled white drinks have something to do with the plot but my lack of knowing Japanese prevents me from knowing.  There's lots of singing (bad) and dancing (interesting) that's just as weird as you'd expect from Japan.  The worst part is the opening song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" which is just plain awful and hard on my delicate, musically trained ears.  The final song hurts a little but not as much.  If you ever wanted to hear "Ten Little Indians" sung phonetically by Japanese girls then this is the movie for you.  There's no nudity and it only teases you with any kind of sexuality (there's an almost lesbian scene but it ends before it begins (and with clothes on)) which, so far, makes this the tamest Nunsploitation picture I've seen to date.

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