Writers: Joe Sweet, Guy Ritchie
Composer: No score, just Song 2 by Blur and Wagner's The Ride of the Valkyries theme
Starring: Clive Owen, Michael Beattie, Toru Tanaka Jr., DTeflon, Troy Aguayo, Madonna, Woon Young Park
More info: IMDb
Plot: The Driver now carries an arrogant rock star who is visiting a major city (not Pittsburgh as earlier believed). Played by Madonna, this title character wants to get away from her bodyguards in the Driver's BMW. He soon gets tired of her and decides to have a bit of fun.
My rating: 9.5/10
Will I watch it again? YES!!!
Hilarious. Would you believe that Madonna could be so convincing as a royal cunt? I know, right? Clive Owen looks like he's having a blast with that smirk on his face. As soon as he left the parking garage I just knew it was going to be insanely fun and it was. I also really dig who put him up to it. This and the Tony Scott one, BEAT THE DEVIL (2002) with James Brown, are my two favorites and they're both going to get repeat viewings at parties. Great fun.