Monday, May 8, 2017

Danland (2012)

Director: Alexandra Berger

Composer: Michael Montes

Starring: Dan Lear (AKA Porno Dan)

More info: IMDb

Tagline: Looking for a kinky place.

Plot: Amateur porn producer Dan Leal, aka 'Porno Dan', searches for commitment and intimacy in spite of his industry and himself.

My rating: 5.5/10

Will I watch it again?  Nope.

If this were a movie, the actor would do himself a service to find something that would connect the audience to him.  It's hard to enjoy something if you don't care about the characters.  I didn't like this guy.  He comes across as a 14 year old man child.  Sure, he's got some peoples' idea of a dream gig, starring in and directing porn, hangin' around hot broads all the live long day but he also comes across as someone who says he wants depth but behaves and lives in a shallow world that he created for himself.  You could say his juvenile personality is well suited for the porn industry but I would say that it's not if you're looking for professionalism.  If you see the video of his wedding then you'll get an idea of the extent of his lifestyle.  It suits him but then he says he's looking for love.  It doesn't look like he'll ever have his cake and eat it, too...that is unless that icing is spread out all thick and creamy all over the inside of her perfectly tan thighs and it's time to clear the runway for oncoming payload from a B-52 bomber.   Nevermind.

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