The Double-D Avenger (2001)

Director: William Winckler

Writer: William Winckler

Composer: Ron Shore

Starring: Kitten Natividad, Haji, Raven De La Croix, Forrest J. Ackerman, William Winckler, Mimma Mariucci, Sheri Dawn Thomas, Lunden De'Leon, Gary Canavello, G. Larry Butler, Andrea Ana Persun, Ray Verduzco

More info: IMDb

Tagline: She gives villains Tit for Tat!

Plot:  Three of the biggest and bustiest Russ Meyer stars - Kitten Natividad, Haji, and Raven De La Croix - make a comeback in 'The Double-D Avenger,' the first in a series of sexy action/comedy feature films by William Winckler Productions. Big, busty Chastity Knott must use her new amazing abilities as the super-stacked costumed crime fighter, the Double-D Avenger, to stop villainous bikini bar owner Al Purplewood and his sexy, murderous strippers.

My rating: 5/10

Will I watch it again? No.

Oh boy.  This is so awful but it's hilariously bad.  OK, if you were to cut it down to about a half hour of the best, I mean worst, bits of the film you'd have a hilarious time.  Even at 77 minutes this film runs way too long but it's not all that bad, I mean good.  You first need to know that there is no nudity in this film.  I know, right?  The fuck?  Actually there is but it's during a dream sequence and it's still shots of Kitten's earlier days and the camera is doing some wavy dream thing so it's still a little distorted.  IF you should ever see this then you'll kind of be thankful the gals keep their tops on but it's still a letdown.  This has a few Russ Meyer gals in it including Haji...and you want some Haji, don't you?

Do you still want some Haji?  I guess the budget didn't have much room for makeup to cover up the purple all over her thighs.  The film's loaded with really bad puns and boob jokes.  The acting is so bad it's funny.  It's a sight to see because you won't believe your eyes and ears.  The DVD has a 78 minute (one minute longer than the film) making of that has lots of interviews, behind the scenes and, GASP!, rehearsal footage!!!  They rehearsed this??? I don't know what to say.  Other extras include a couple of trailers for this, a photo gallery and one of the funniest commentaries I've ever heard.  Joe Bob Briggs' audio commentary is without question the best thing on this DVD.  In fact, I'm thankful that this picture was made now that I've heard his commentary track.  As usual he fills the time with interesting facts about the people and the film while interjecting stupendously funny shit.  He had more euphemisms for breasts than I thought possible.  Lots of belly laughs there.  If you're going to get it, Amazon has a disc called A Double Dose of Joe Bob Briggs for fifteen bucks, cheaper than getting just this one film.