Saturday, September 17, 2016

Cinderella 2000 (1977)

Director: Al Adamson

Writer: Budd Donnelly

Composer: Steve Zuckerman (AKA Sparky Sugarman)

Starring: Catharine Burgess, Jay B. Larson, Vaughn Armstrong, Erwin Fuller, Renee Harmon, Bhumi Cowans, Adina Ross, Eddie Garetti, Olivia Michelle, Art Cacaro, Sherri Coyle

More info: IMDb

Tagline: Tomorrow's Sexiest Comedy..... Today!

Plot: In the year 2047, sex is forbidden and Big Brother uses robots to keep on eye on everyone. One young girl tries to outwit the government so she can be with the man she loves.

My rating: 5.5/10

Will I watch it again? No.

Featured on Stephen Romano Presents Shock Festival (part of the TRAILER TRASH PROJECT)

Gratuitous nudity for the win!

This boils down to the good and the bad.  The good?  You just saw most of it.  Naw, seriously, there are a few funny gags (I laughed out loud a couple of times) and the cast is certainly having fun and giving it a good try.  The bad?  It's about an hour and forty-five minutes long which is a little too much.  It's not half bad, really.  It's got some decent musical numbers; my favorite being the evil stepsisters...

...who end up fighting on the floor...topless!  You can see by the set design that they didn't put much money into it but they did try.  I'm sure every nickel spent is on the screen.  There are lots of tits but no dick (sorry, pecker enthusiasts, but they tried very hard to keep from showing any wang).  It's a shame they didn't make it hardcore.  You can edit out the offending bits to soften it up for where ever you want to show it.  Normally Al Adamson's movies bore the piss out of me but this one was able to hold my attention and I did enjoy it a little despite the long run time.  The boobs helped A LOT.  Thanks, Al!

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