Sunday, April 8, 2012

College Girls Confidential (1968)

Director: Stephen C. Apostolof

Starring: Forman Shane, Capri, Marsha Jordan, Sean O'Hara, Gee Gentell, Linda Stiles, Ron Negri

More info: IMDb

Tagline: What Is College Life... But... Kicks!

Plot: See what life is REALLY like on a college campus filled with sex and drugs.

My rating: 5.5/10

Will I watch it again? No.

#24 on 42nd Street Forever Vol. 2: The Deuce (part of the TRAILER TRASH PROJECT)

Gee I miss college...

That's about all this movie is about. It's an hour of gratuitous nudity, all gearing up to a fraternity's (LSD fraternity) LSD (the drug) party which includes a swingin' professor and his closeted lesbian wife. There's far too much padding when it comes to the nude scenes. They just go on and on. You know what I'm talking about, where the guy and girl both have underpants on and they just roll back and forth on the bed kissing and doing nothing else for 8 minutes. Yeah, it's that boring. The only upside to is the girls are very lovely to watch and it's in black and white with a way-out, groovy jazz score.

If that weren't enough, the last 5 minutes has the frat president freak out on LSD after he tries to rape this chick and he leaps off the second floor inside balcony yelling he can fly. Cut to the hospital where he gets a life lecture from the doctor and the kid realizes that college is for thinking clearly and he should straighten up and fly right if he wants to lead a responsible life. Gee, that's enough to keep me away from acid. Whatever.

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