Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Black Alley Cats (1973)

Director: Henning Schellerup

Starring: Sunshine Woods, Sandy Dempsey, Charlene Miles, Johnnie Rhodes, Eve Crawford, Norman Fields

More info: IMDb

Tagline: So Cuddly By Day ... So Deadly By Night!!

Plot: Wanting revenge on a street gang for a rape attack, four young girls get together, take kung fu lessons, learn how to shoot, form a gang called the Black Alley Cats and search out the gang that attacked them.

My rating: 6/10

Will I watch it again? Not unless an uncut version surfaces.

#8 on the Black History Month Project 2012

I know I'll catch shit for saying it but there was too much standing around nudity and not enough sweet revenge action. This flick is loaded with T&A (with some flaccid cock for the ladies (and guys) who dig on some flaccid cock action) which is usually A-OK in my book but I was really gearing up for a full-on revenge picture.

I can't slam this flick too much as anything with the HUBBA HUBBA Uschi Digard in it is worth catching. If you're watching it for her, she does the usual naked bit but she's barely in it. There is some semblance of a story but it's mostly to get you to scenes where people lose their clothes and quick. That's all fine and dandy but that only goes so far and with all the padding in the skin scenes, it's not enough to hold my interest for a mere 79 minutes.

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