Director: Paul Leder
Writers: Paul Leder, Reuben Leder
Composer: Bruce MacRae
Starring: Rod Arrants, Joanna Kerns, Alex Nicol, Nak-Hun Lee, Yeon-Jeong Woo, Jerry Harke
More info: IMDb
Tagline: See APE *defy the jaws of giant shark *destroy a teeming city *demolish an ocean liner *vanquish monster reptile
Plot: A newly discovered 36-foot gorilla escapes from a freighter off the
coast of Korea. At the same time an American actress is filming a movie
in the country. Chaos ensues as the ape kidnaps her and rampages through
Seoul.
My rating: 3/10
Will I watch it again? Nope.
One of the things you'll read on the movie poster is, "Not To Be Confused With KING KONG". You don't have to worry about that one bit. There are a small handful of moments that you'll get a chuckle out of. And these are moments where it's so bad it's good. I'd say there were three
or four. It's not nearly enough to justify watching this movie. The
music is very repetitive, giving you plenty of chances to hear each of
the three themes used over and over again. I don't know what else
composer Bruce MacRae did with his career but IMDb shows this as his
only screen credit. There are a few WTF moments that don't seem to have
any relation to the rest of the picture. Aside from those very few
laughs, there's nothing all that entertaining about this. The acting
is anywhere from bad to fun. Alex Nicol (in one of his final film roles before
retiring) as Col. Davis has the most fun and he's easily giving the best
performance. APE does have the added benefit of starring Joanna Kerns in her first feature film. I'm sure she's awfully proud of that distinction. I would be.
The effects are cheap and shoddy which add to the entertainment value. That there's a man in the monkey suit doing just about everything
in slow motion doesn't hurt nor help. The worst part is just how long
many scenes run, dragging the picture down with it. APE's 86 minutes can be
brutal. It feels like this is about as far from KING KONG (1933) as you
can get, but then no one, and absolutely no one working on this picture had any expectations
for much more than what it ended up being. How about this cheesy dialogue at the end, after the destruction and fate of Ape? Marilyn: Why, Tom, why?
Tom: It's just too big for a small world like ours. Roll credits.
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