Writer: Dwayne Avery
Composer: Vic Lance
Starring: Johnny Rocco , Jane Tsentas, John Vincent, Uschi Digard, James Brand, Jay Edwards, Vic Lance, Veada Van Ness, John Tull
More info: IMDb
Tagline: The Hilarious Escapades of an Infamous Lover!
Plot: During a huge sex party at his place, spaghetti western star and the greatest lover's descendant Joe Casanova is knocked unconscious. He dreams that he's put on trial which quickly turns into another orgy.
My rating: 3/10
Will I watch it again? No.
#52 on the Uschi Digard Needs to Have My Babies Project
Once again I've been betrayed by a movie poster (SHOCKER!). This is disappointing in so many ways. First of all, I was in the mood for a sexy, silly costume period piece. Instead, it's about a descendant of the famous lover who gets hit on the head while hosting a sexy party. While unconscious, he dreams about being on trial as a sex freak who learns that he's a conceited asshole that doesn't appreciate those around him that love him. Naturally he wakes up at the end a changed man and promises to be a better friend and lover. Ho-fucking-hum! At least Uschi's in it!
That lackluster plot device is just here to show that the film makers tried to have a story creative enough to showcase A LOT of female nudity. Someone should've told them that they could've achieved the same goal by starting the picture with Casanova announcing to a room full of naked women, "Who wants to fuck?" and let the adventure begin. What's here is a smattering of weak humor, some lame music (but not all of it), stale technical merits and an exercise in padding the run time.
Man, this guy gets ALL the pussy!
It does have a smidgen of entertainment value but it's often dull and uninteresting. It at least picks up some steam once Casanova goes into dreamland but there's no reason it needs to be 90 minutes which is much too long. At least we got a big drum solo sexy dance!
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