Writer: Bruce Kerr
Composers: Joe Counts, Art Schill, Chuck Story
Starring: Morganna, Chuck Davis, Bobby Little, Dick Mann, Glory Bee, Tifanny Lace, Sandy Russell, Dawn Diano
More info: IMDb
Tagline: Moonshine stills, Undercover agents, Injuns, Gals, and everythin'...
Plot: An agent goes undercover to bust a moonshiner and sleeps his way to solving the case. Meanwhile, a Pocahontas wannabe recruits a couple of Redneck nitwits to do her bidding.
My rating: 5/10
Will I watch it again? No.
BEST. OPENING CREDITS. EVER!!!
When it comes to bad Hicksploitation, and they're all pretty bad from what I've seen, this one at least has some great looking broads that all show off their goods. And there's A LOT of it, too. It's about an hour and fifteen minutes long and I'd say more than half of that is a bounty of boobs. Nobody cares about the story for this sort of thing but there is an attempt at one with a beginning, middle and end. The comedy is horrible except for one scene...
I laughed. The few other attempts at the funny are over the top, corny and bad. But we're not watching this to have our funny bones tickled now are we? I thought so. Back to the boobs.
Look, there's a lot of simulated fucking in this picture with the typical squirming and grinding you'd normally find in these flicks but you've got two things that make this one's scenes stand out; all of the chicks are hot and the filmmakers aren't making us watch the same bloody bits over and over. The scenes might play longer than you want but then what do you expect in low budget trash like this? The best scene in the movie is hands down Morganna's striptease.
Hubba fuckin' hubba! I would love to go back in time and see this hottie in action on the stage. It's worth watching the whole movie just for this one bit. It'll take you an hour to get to it but it's several minutes of hotness! To my knowledge this was released by Something Weird Video on VHS and not DVD but you can find the whole thing online if you do a simple search....and you should if you know what's good for you.
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