How manly? Check out the following Japanese commercial Bronson did. It's super gay but Bronson comes out smelling like a rose...or perhaps it's the rose come out smelling like Charles Bronson!
That said, it's time that I visit (and revisit) Bronson's entire movie catalog (82 theatrical films) over the coming year or so. From the small, walk-on bit parts to the manliest badass roles that only he could do (or perhaps other manly-ass mother fuckers like Lee Marvin or Robert Shaw). Let the badassery begin!
01) REVIEW - TRAILER - You're in the Navy Now (1951)
02) REVIEW - TRAILER - The People Against O'Hara (1951)
03) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Mob (1951)
04) REVIEW - TRAILER - Red Skies of Montana (1952)
05) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Marrying Kind (1952)
06) REVIEW - TRAILER - My Six Convicts (1952)
07) REVIEW - TRAILER - Pat and Mike (1952)
08) REVIEW - TRAILER - Diplomatic Courier (1952)
09) REVIEW - TRAILER - Battle Zone (1952)
10) REVIEW - TRAILER - Bloodhounds of Broadway (1952)
11) REVIEW - TRAILER - Torpedo Alley (1952)
12) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Clown (1953)
13) REVIEW - TRAILER - Off Limits (1953)
14) REVIEW - TRAILER - House of Wax (1953)
15) REVIEW - TRAILER - Miss Sadie Thompson (1953)
16) REVIEW - TRAILER - Crime Wave (1954)
17) REVIEW - TRAILER - Tennessee Champ (1954)
18) REVIEW - TRAILER - Riding Shotgun (1954)
19) REVIEW - TRAILER - Apache (1954)
20) REVIEW - TRAILER - Drum Beat (1954)
21) REVIEW - TRAILER - Vera Cruz (1954)
22) REVIEW - TRAILER - Big House, U.S.A. (1955)
23) REVIEW - TRAILER - Target Zero (1955)
24) REVIEW - TRAILER - Jubal (1956)
25) REVIEW - TRAILER - Run of the Arrow (1957)
26) REVIEW - TRAILER - Showdown at Boot Hill (1958)
27) REVIEW - TRAILER - Machine-Gun Kelly (1958)
28) REVIEW - TRAILER - Gang War (1958)
29) REVIEW - TRAILER - When Hell Broke Loose (1958)
30) REVIEW - TRAILER - Never So Few (1959)
31) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Magnificent Seven (1960)
32) REVIEW - TRAILER - Master of the World (1961)
33) REVIEW - TRAILER - A Thunder of Drums (1961)
34) REVIEW - TRAILER - X-15 (1961)
35) REVIEW - TRAILER - Kid Galahad (1962)
36) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Great Escape (1963)
37) REVIEW - TRAILER - 4 for Texas (1963)
38) REVIEW - TRAILER - Guns of Diablo (1965)
39) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Sandpiper (1965)
40) REVIEW - TRAILER - Battle of the Bulge (1965)
41) REVIEW - TRAILER - This Property Is Condemned (1966)
42) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Dirty Dozen (1967)
43) REVIEW - TRAILER - Guns for San Sebastian (1968)
44) REVIEW - TRAILER - Villa Rides (1968)
45) REVIEW - TRAILER - Farewell, Friend (1968)
46) REVIEW - TRAILER - Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
47) REVIEW - TRAILER - Lola (1970)
48) REVIEW - TRAILER - Rider on the Rain (1970)
49) REVIEW - TRAILER - You Can't Win 'Em All (1970)
50) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Family (1970)
51) REVIEW - TRAILER - Cold Sweat (1970)
52) REVIEW - TRAILER - Someone Behind the Door (1971)
53) REVIEW - TRAILER - Red Sun (1971)
54) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Valachi Papers (1972)
55) REVIEW - TRAILER - Chato's Land (1972)
56) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Mechanic (1972)
57) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Stone Killer (1973)
58) REVIEW - TRAILER - Chino (1973)
59) REVIEW - TRAILER - Mr. Majestyk (1974)
60) REVIEW - TRAILER - Death Wish (1974)
61) REVIEW - TRAILER - Breakout (1975)
62) REVIEW - TRAILER - Hard Times (1975)
63) REVIEW - TRAILER - Breakheart Pass (1975)
64) REVIEW - TRAILER - St. Ives (1976)
65) REVIEW - TRAILER - From Noon Till Three (1976)
66) REVIEW - TRAILER - The White Buffalo (1977)
67) REVIEW - TRAILER - Telefon (1977)
68) REVIEW - TRAILER - Love and Bullets (1979)
69) REVIEW - TRAILER - Cabo Blanco (1980)
70) REVIEW - TRAILER - Borderline (1980)
71) REVIEW - TRAILER - Death Hunt (1981)
72) REVIEW - TRAILER - Death Wish II (1982)
73) REVIEW - TRAILER - 10 to Midnight (1983)
74) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Evil That Men Do (1984)
75) REVIEW - TRAILER - Death Wish 3 (1985)
76) REVIEW - TRAILER - Murphy's Law (1986)
77) REVIEW - TRAILER - Assassination (1987)
78) REVIEW - TRAILER - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
79) REVIEW - TRAILER - Messenger of Death (1988)
80) REVIEW - TRAILER - Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects (1989)
81) REVIEW - TRAILER - The Indian Runner (1991)
82) REVIEW - TRAILER - Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)
If you were having a conversation about knowing Charles Bronson in the biblical sense, you wouldn't say "Yeah, I fucked him!", you'd say "HELL YEAH, HE FUCKED *ME*". And everyone would gaze at you in jealous wonder that Charles Bronson bestowed upon you a visit in your extremities.
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You're right. Bronson is so manly, there's no way anyone would fuck him - he's the one doing the fucking. Point taken and updated.
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